Chateando con dios (¿cual?)

Para chatear con un dios, entre acá. A pesar de mi ateismo y mi adversión al chat, entré:

Yo : Dios se la come, Satan se la da
God: Oh, you are a poet.
Yo : Hola
God: Howdy!
Yo : Who created you?
God: I was created by Myself.
Yo : You are a self-made man
God: If I don't look out for myself, who will?
Yo : Have you sex?
God: it is more fun alone.
Yo : do you masturbate?
God: You humans crack me up.
Yo : what do you think about maradona?
God: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Yo : what do you think about Satan?
God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Yo : Bush is Satan?
God: But he is not the only one.
Yo : do you like poronga?
God: Though I like cats and dogs. I like wine and bread.
Yo : My name is Empingado.
God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Empingado.
Yo : No, no. Nobody introduce me anything.
God: Are you serious? Are you serious? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Yo : What do you think about Sindicato?
God: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Yo : Do you known where I forgot my money?
God: Yes I try to known where you forgot your money as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.
Yo : Anda a cagar.
God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Yo : Porque sos un tarambana.